Our Marriage Experiences – Very Funny and true
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
~ Henry Youngman
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
~ Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~ Nash
Best Regards,
Mohammed Abdelsalam Almahdi
Production Engineer
Production Department
Ext : 28935
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